Hello!

I’m a copywriter and stand up comic living in beautiful, resilient Los Angeles.

I craft brand messaging for some of the world’s most successful companies.

I’ve helped turn the Brawny man into a woman. Live-Tweeted the Super Bowl for Volkswagen. I’ve penned full-page manifestos to run in the Wall Street Journal. Miley Cyrus once blew cigarette smoke in my face.

I perform stand up wherever people let me.

I’m easily the luckiest surf bum you’ll ever meet.

This may sound florid, but I love words. They hold immense power. I have the good fortune to help brands communicate in ways that cut people into the conversation, not out.

I’m excited for the opportunity to help you, too.

“Ray Connolly doesn’t so much write his words as he does chew and spit them on to the page.”

Tom Goudie

“A smart and funny writer.”

Barry Crimmins

“A genius of his own bullshit.”

Barry Katz

“The father of my children.”

Aryan Aminzadeh